Sumo Tube

I do not know where my brother got this contraption, but I can only imagine some sort of deal with the devil. It sucks... Well, it sucks for me... Basically it is an aired up cone with holes for your arms and your head, that you drag mercilessly behind a boat and see how much lake water can be forced up your nose, into your eyes and your mouth.

This is me getting ready, taking deep breaths and preparing to skate across the top of the water at high speeds...

This is what actually happened... water in the face, mouth and eyes.

Once again getting ready to take off...

Once again water, face, eyes and stuff...

I still have hope, last try... I am dreading the sound of the boat taking off because...

Once again the end result is the same...

This is Alissa doing the sumo tube and why I hate it so much because as horribly as it works for me, it does the opposite for her...

I don't understand it... So graceful...

Alissa Heitz... Queen of the Sumo Tube...